I am begging ALL directors and producers and directors to NOT work with this loser. I have purposely turned off two moves that my wife rented (27 dresses and another. Forgot the name. Kate Winslet movie) because he appeared in them. This guy can NOT act. He can NOT direct. He can NOT write. His voice is so annoying it makes me sick. Seriously. It's like listening to old Phil Collins music.
I am sure his rich wife regrets marrying him. She is probably some naive idiot who thought she was marrying some hot young filmmakers, but that obviously didn't work out to be true. Maybe she can get an annulment based on that. A judge might be sympathetic and let her out of. I bet that right now she is probably wondering how she can get out of the marriage without losing half her $$$ - since he clearly doesn't make any, she'll have to support him.
I heard through the grapevine that he is now in a band! God help us. I can't stand hearing him TALK, I don't even want to image what he sounds like singing!
I guess he is just looking for another source of income.
First he tried to be the next Woody Allen. Failed.
Then he tried to be the next Kevin Smith. Failed.
Then he failed to be the next Martin Scorsese (that Ash Wed disaster). Failed.
Then he tried paying his bills by starting an "acting" career outside of his terrible films. Failing .......
Dear, Mr. Burns:
Please, go away. Please. You are not meant for this industry. This is an ENTERTAINMENT industry and you do not entertain anyone. Just because you made one so-so movie that a bunch of kooks at film festivals liked nearly 15 years ago does NOT mean this should be your life-long career.
There is nothing wrong with trying something, failing, and moving on to something else. You would not be the first "actor" to walk away from this industry. among other people, that kid from Weird Science did. Since you have such a huge ego, you can even convince yourself that you are in the same category as Randolph Scott and Greta Garbo, who both walked away and retired.
Why not open a restaurant or something? You are a religious catholic guy, right? Maybe open a church or sell Jesus t-shirts. You've got a rich wife. Get her pregnant a few times and you are set for life. Take a cue from that bitch who took Paul McCartney to the cleaners. You can do that, too. PLUS you've got both your legs!
Please don't be stubborn. Bill Clinton was hated by more than 1/2 the country and got impeached and refused to do the right thing and step down after having an affair with an intern. Why not learn from his mistakes? Why not realize that no one wants to see you in anything (except some ass kissers who make money off you) and go away?
I am not trying to be mean, but you wouldn't try to be a brain surgeon or a rocket scientist if you didn't have the ability; right? So kindly do the world a favor and do something you might be good at. Acting and/or Directing and/or Writing and (lord help us) being in a band, isn’t your thing. Please find something else.
Good luck.
Sincerely,
someone who represents countless people who would never take the time and energy to write the above.
p.s. I am certain anyone who writes anything GODO about you on IMDB probably works for you or is related to you. After all, there is no way YOU have a real fan club. You're just a B actor. Yes, even Spielberg makes mistakes. Remember, 1941?!
