Thursday, February 12, 2009

Why Ed Burns thinks others dislike him.

I recently came across a post on FameTastic. Apparently, this loser thinks that NY newspapers deliberately pick on him because he's not from the right background to fit in, and because he did not go to an Ivy league School, and because his father is a cop.

Huh?

It seems to me "Chunky" Ed Burns is probably a bit anti-Semitic. After all, why in the world would he complain that the NY Media doesn't like him because his father is a cop or he didn't go to an Ivy league School. Going to a great school or coming from a wealthy family is not a pre-requisite to being talented. Woody Allan, Kevin Smith, Milos Foreman, Robert Rodriguez, Tarantino, etc. None of them went to great schools or came form white collar families. 

"Chunky" Ed Burns knows for a fact that most of the NY media is Jewish, so he is clearly lashing out at them for not liking him for being "Catholic." He just doesn't want to say it.

Hey, "Chunky." You get bad reviews because your films suck.

And when you "act" in films, they tend to make less money than they should because a lot of people like my friends and I will NOT see any movie that you are in --- even if it's just a small part like "The Vacation."

Please find another career.


Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Why does this blog exist?

A lot of people are going to wonder why on earth this website exists. I am sure a handful of people will wonder if I have way too much free time on my hands. A few might even wonder why I would spend the the time on trashing someone who is neither wealthy (without his wife's $ anyway!) or famous (making a bunch of bad films does not make someone famous. Most people I know have no clue who this guy is).

Yes, I have a job. In fact, I own several businesses.

No, I do not have a lot of free time.

No, I do not personally know this guy and have nothing personal against him.

My wife is beautiful. I have a great career. So I certainly am NOT "jealous" or "envious" of this guy.

That being said, I am entitled to have a hobby. It just so happens that I have my share of friends in the film industry and it is kind of fun to listen to them make fun of this guy. Apparently he gives them plenty of ammunition.

He is a one-hit wonder. 

He did interviews claiming he was a good Catholic boy who wanted to meet a good Catholic girl. THEN he starts dating actresses and models that have probably been driven by more guys than Enterprise Rental Cars!

What an ego this guy must have to buy JFK Jr's appartment after he died. 

He tried to make himself into the "Catholic Woody Allen." Clearly, he failed at that.

He then tried to make a film --- ASH WEDNESDAY or something like that --- in hopes that he would be the next Scorsese. Clearly, he failed at that.

Then out of desperation to pay bills, he apparently begged his agent to get him acting gigs. 

His films get terrible reviews because Ed Burns sucks. 

He should either stay at home and bake bread, or get a job as an accountant (he looks lie one anyway), because this guy ... can NOT write, can NOT direct, can NOT act, and really annoys a lot of people with his presence.

So, this Blog exists to forever remind people how much Ed Burns sucks.

Enjoy.