Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Why does this blog exist?

A lot of people are going to wonder why on earth this website exists. I am sure a handful of people will wonder if I have way too much free time on my hands. A few might even wonder why I would spend the the time on trashing someone who is neither wealthy (without his wife's $ anyway!) or famous (making a bunch of bad films does not make someone famous. Most people I know have no clue who this guy is).

Yes, I have a job. In fact, I own several businesses.

No, I do not have a lot of free time.

No, I do not personally know this guy and have nothing personal against him.

My wife is beautiful. I have a great career. So I certainly am NOT "jealous" or "envious" of this guy.

That being said, I am entitled to have a hobby. It just so happens that I have my share of friends in the film industry and it is kind of fun to listen to them make fun of this guy. Apparently he gives them plenty of ammunition.

He is a one-hit wonder. 

He did interviews claiming he was a good Catholic boy who wanted to meet a good Catholic girl. THEN he starts dating actresses and models that have probably been driven by more guys than Enterprise Rental Cars!

What an ego this guy must have to buy JFK Jr's appartment after he died. 

He tried to make himself into the "Catholic Woody Allen." Clearly, he failed at that.

He then tried to make a film --- ASH WEDNESDAY or something like that --- in hopes that he would be the next Scorsese. Clearly, he failed at that.

Then out of desperation to pay bills, he apparently begged his agent to get him acting gigs. 

His films get terrible reviews because Ed Burns sucks. 

He should either stay at home and bake bread, or get a job as an accountant (he looks lie one anyway), because this guy ... can NOT write, can NOT direct, can NOT act, and really annoys a lot of people with his presence.

So, this Blog exists to forever remind people how much Ed Burns sucks.

Enjoy.